Triceps Surae

Otherwise known as the calf muscles. Weird word.

(did a bit of research and, apparently, the muscle and the baby cow are only coincidental homonyms).

Anyway, the first book I ever read on exercise was by Joe Weider, who more or less invented the ‘sport’ of bodybuilding. I now think that whole system of exercise is, at best, ridiculous and, at worst, harmful, but recently I was reminded of a passage describing Ah-nold’s struggles with his calves.

“Everyday you walk around. When you walk you are using your calves. You are pushing at least your body weight every time you take a step. So, when you go to the gym and work out your calves with light weight, are you really stressing your muscles?”*

So lately I’ve taken up barefoot running. Actually, it’s sock-footed running until I get my new ‘shoes‘ – who knew treadmills got scalding hot as you run on them?!

And my calves are toast.

Ever thought about the difference between walking and running? Walking is when you always have a foot touching the ground. Running is more like small controlled jumps. When you land, you’ve got your entire bodyweight slamming into the ground.

With the standard modern running style, this force is absorbed by the heel of your shoe as your foot strikes and, apparently, can cause ‘downstream’ problems in your knees, hips and back.

Barefoot running is stealth running; think of it as trying to run without making any noise, on the balls of your feet like a thief in the night. Now there is no heel strike and the shock gets totally gobbled up by those hard-to-stress calf muscles.

So Ah-nold is right, but for the wrong reasons. Calves would be hard to ‘build’, but not because you walk around; I’d say it’s because they evolved to absorb a ridiculous amount of punishment (running long distances barefoot) and all that toughness lies dormant.

*swiped this from another website, but it’s the right sentiment

Rambling

NFL players are, individually at least, a specialized bunch. Opponents in similar roles typically look more alike than the rest of the players on their own teams. Football is possibly the sport with the most diversity of size and shape; indeed, it’s probably the only athletic home for a few of humanity’s body types.

A lot of these people are physiological ‘freaks’. It’s uncommon enough to find a guy that can run a 4.4 second 40-yard dash, but a guy that’s 6’6 and 250 pounds? Witness the prototypical Defensive End.

People love the narrative of the outlier, of course: the little guy that works hard, the fat guy that gets thin, the tall guy that’s surprisingly graceful. The fact is, they’re the lonely few who have risen above their peers in the giant majority just not built to be professional athletes.

Consider someone like Antwaan Randle El (good catches at the superbowl notwithstanding).

He’s not a freak, he’s a ‘tweener’. Been a quarterback,t been a receiver, defensive back, running back, all sorts of things. I imagine if you took a survey of coaches, asking about any of the measurable characteristics of an outstanding football player, he’d rank well.

Put him on a football team and you start scratching your head. What to do with the guy?

There are two possible interpretations, I suppose:

1.       Randle El has skills, but he doesn’t have the right mix of skills.

2.       Maybe what looks like talent isn’t talent and this guy’s a good looking dud. After all results matter and he ain’t producing results.

Randle El problems pop up all over the place. He’s probably in the wrong sport!

What’s the equivalent in the workplace?